:Give Thy Thoughts No tongue

So I have this cat and his name is Oreo. He is black and white and looks like a little panther. I have had him for a while now. He annoys the shit out of me though. I love him to death but at three in the morning when I’m in my deep trance, I don’t want to hear… meow…meow…meeeeeooow. meeeeeeeow!…. MEEEEEOOOOW BITCH!!! And THEN he bits my feet, and I’m like out of it, and I remember one night I was in the deep sleep and I remember saying, “I really hate you, and you are soo annoying.” Then I threw him out. But I like my cat because we have staring contests. He stares at me for a long long time and normally I lose. He doesn’t even blink! My mom thinks he is the devil reincarnated or what not. She plots his death often. Im not even kidding. But she would never touch him. (lawl) Well thats all on my good ol’ kitty kitty!

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